Funniest bumper sticker...

Crookedblaze · 08-22-2008, 09:08 PM

As a long time Quarter Horse owner (10 years now!) I am always looking for clever Quarter Horse stickers for my truck.

I saw one today that I loved. I laughed so hard. It said "Put your

on some class, ride a Quarter Horse." I wanted to stop the lady and ask her where she got it.

The other one she has was "My Quarter Horse is smarter then your honor student"

I gotta get some. I wonder if the AQHA has any.

HorseLVR · 08-22-2008, 09:11 PM

Ooooohh....those were good. I hope you can find some! If you do, let the rest of us know where.

Crookedblaze · 08-22-2008, 09:32 PM

I made my own bumper sticker. For $5 you can make one, too! It is really fun.

beezwing · 08-22-2008, 09:54 PM

They have them on ebay all the time

I am such the virtual shopping junkie
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Thunderz Gurlz · 08-22-2008, 10:05 PM

Ive seen this one: My Quarter Horse Beat up your 4th level dressage horse.

I want one that says something about Quarter ponies.

sherriawright · 08-22-2008, 11:55 PM

I've got Put your A** on some class, ride a Appaloosa and one that says paint. Got to get rid of the paint one now.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Quarter-Horse-ri...QQcmdZViewItem

Horse_Orderly · 08-23-2008, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Thunderz Gurlz

Ive seen this one: My Quarter Horse Beat up your 4th level dressage horse.

I want one that says something about Quarter ponies.

I have this one.....mom got it for me because she thought Socks was a QH.

BornToRide · 08-23-2008, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Horse_Orderly

I have this one.....mom got it for me because she thought Socks was a QH.

Bless her heart, at least she tried.

Gotta Love Duns · 08-23-2008, 12:26 AM

I want to have one made for my two horse trailer that has an open back. Some of my horses ride with their tails out the back door and I want the bumper sticker to read...

"If you are close enough to read this, my horse is close enough to

on your car."

Crookedblaze · 08-23-2008, 01:51 AM

LOL gottaloveduns!

That would be so funny.

corporate cowgirl · 08-23-2008, 09:05 AM

I love "My QH is smarter than your honor student"! I know we're all proud of our kids, but those honor student stickers get a bit old.

It's not horsey, but I saw one that made me laugh: "Proud Parent of Inmate of the Week--Hennepin County Correctional Institute". Bet nobody steals anything from his car!

BklynCwgrl · 08-23-2008, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by corporate cowgirl

I love "My QH is smarter than your honor student"! I know we're all proud of our kids, but those honor student stickers get a bit old.

It's not horsey, but I saw one that made me laugh: "Proud Parent of Inmate of the Week--Hennepin County Correctional Institute". Bet nobody steals anything from his car!

Now THAT is funny!!!

Horse_Orderly · 08-23-2008, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by BornToRide

Bless her heart, at least she tried.

Oh, there's QH in him somewhere way back......he's a Paint for real...

scrapchick · 08-23-2008, 09:53 AM

My son has a bumper sticker on his car that reads:

ME PLAY DRUMS. ME BEAT ON THINGS.

And if any of you drum, know a drummer, have a kid that is a drummer, you know that is the absolute truth.....

Cntrygrl1986 · 08-23-2008, 10:32 AM

Here's some bumper stickers I thought were cute:

Crookedblaze · 08-23-2008, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by scrapchick

My son has a bumper sticker on his car that reads:

ME PLAY DRUMS. ME BEAT ON THINGS.

And if any of you drum, know a drummer, have a kid that is a drummer, you know that is the absolute truth.....

I had to sit next to a drummer for 2 years in Highschool...it was interesting. He was always drumming and making beats on things.

My mom used to have a few funny ones for the PT Cruiser *cough*Looser that said "If I didn't own horses, this would be a Ferrari!"

barnmom · 08-23-2008, 05:55 PM

I have a magnet on my car that says "Put you A*& on some Class Ride and Appaloosa". We got it at the Horse Expo here in PA.

wind lake · 08-23-2008, 06:41 PM

Here are a couple of my favorites On the barn door..."Horse spoken here"
"A woman's place is on an Arabian" and inside the truck where you can see it out the back.."Driver has no cash..she owns a horse"

bunnyal · 08-23-2008, 07:56 PM

This is not horse related, but it's a funny one that I think someone on HT showed on his or her thread. It said...
Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife for president.

PaintsQH · 08-23-2008, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Thunderz Gurlz

Ive seen this one: My Quarter Horse Beat up your 4th level dressage horse.

Thats on my truck.

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08-22-2008, 09:08 PM
Crookedblaze Started Join Date: May 2008 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 2,470	Funniest bumper sticker... As a long time Quarter Horse owner (10 years now!) I am always looking for clever Quarter Horse stickers for my truck. I saw one today that I loved. I laughed so hard. It said "Put your on some class, ride a Quarter Horse." I wanted to stop the lady and ask her where she got it. The other one she has was "My Quarter Horse is smarter then your honor student" I gotta get some. I wonder if the AQHA has any. __________________ Owned by Rocketman, a 17 year old AQHA and Stormy, a 10 year old Peruvian Paso x Arab

08-22-2008, 09:11 PM
HorseLVR Yearling Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Robertsdale,Alabama Posts: 694	Ooooohh....those were good. I hope you can find some! If you do, let the rest of us know where.

08-22-2008, 09:32 PM
Crookedblaze Started Join Date: May 2008 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 2,470	I made my own bumper sticker. For $5 you can make one, too! It is really fun. __________________ Owned by Rocketman, a 17 year old AQHA and Stormy, a 10 year old Peruvian Paso x Arab

08-22-2008, 09:54 PM
beezwing Coming two Join Date: May 2007 Location: louisiana Posts: 1,746	They have them on ebay all the time I am such the virtual shopping junkie k __________________ “Preach the gospel at all times, if necessary use words.” St Francis

08-22-2008, 10:05 PM
Thunderz Gurlz Greenbroke Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: South West Michigan Posts: 3,802	Ive seen this one: My Quarter Horse Beat up your 4th level dressage horse. I want one that says something about Quarter ponies. __________________ Proud Owner To Pogo 15 yr old Quarter Pony Mare Thunder 30 yr old Hackney/Quarter Pony Gelding

08-22-2008, 11:55 PM
sherriawright Weanling Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Pekin, Illinois Posts: 459	I've got Put your A** on some class, ride a Appaloosa and one that says paint. Got to get rid of the paint one now. http://cgi.ebay.com/Quarter-Horse-ri...QQcmdZViewItem __________________ The art of riding is keeping the horse between you and the ground.

08-23-2008, 12:26 AM
Gotta Love Duns Bombproof Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Dixonville, Alberta Posts: 8,015	I want to have one made for my two horse trailer that has an open back. Some of my horses ride with their tails out the back door and I want the bumper sticker to read... "If you are close enough to read this, my horse is close enough to on your car." __________________ A penny saved is a penny you can spend on your next horse.

08-23-2008, 01:51 AM
Crookedblaze Started Join Date: May 2008 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 2,470	LOL gottaloveduns! That would be so funny. __________________ Owned by Rocketman, a 17 year old AQHA and Stormy, a 10 year old Peruvian Paso x Arab

08-23-2008, 09:05 AM
corporate cowgirl Yearling Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Minnesota Posts: 663	I love "My QH is smarter than your honor student"! I know we're all proud of our kids, but those honor student stickers get a bit old. It's not horsey, but I saw one that made me laugh: "Proud Parent of Inmate of the Week--Hennepin County Correctional Institute". Bet nobody steals anything from his car!

08-23-2008, 09:53 AM
scrapchick Seasoned Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Festus, Missouri Posts: 4,860	My son has a bumper sticker on his car that reads: ME PLAY DRUMS. ME BEAT ON THINGS. And if any of you drum, know a drummer, have a kid that is a drummer, you know that is the absolute truth..... __________________ Better living through chemistry.

08-23-2008, 10:32 AM
Cntrygrl1986 Halter broke Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 157	Here's some bumper stickers I thought were cute: __________________ <\___~ ..//...\\.. Only thing a woman needs is her HORSE!!!

08-23-2008, 05:55 PM
barnmom Coming two Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: northeast pennsylvania Posts: 1,849	I have a magnet on my car that says "Put you A*& on some Class Ride and Appaloosa". We got it at the Horse Expo here in PA. __________________ Remember to thank the horses for the happiness and joy we experience through them! It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice!

08-23-2008, 06:41 PM
wind lake Newborn Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: new hampshire Posts: 35	Here are a couple of my favorites On the barn door..."Horse spoken here" "A woman's place is on an Arabian" and inside the truck where you can see it out the back.."Driver has no cash..she owns a horse"

08-23-2008, 07:56 PM
bunnyal Yearling Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Pasco County, Florida Posts: 837	This is not horse related, but it's a funny one that I think someone on HT showed on his or her thread. It said... Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife for president. __________________ mysite.verizon.net/res8ismu/whisperoaks When I die I want to be buried face down, so those who didn't like me can kiss my a**!