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Old 07-29-2008, 05:38 PM  
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Prowler at my back door

I decided I would take it upon myself to move two of horses into the back yard to eat down our grass...and save me from having to mow it. We were just going to leave them overnight and let them finish it out. So I was walking by our laundry room which has a door to the back yard and I see our 2yr old standing outside the door looking in. I turned the light on and talked to her for a minute then shut the light off and walked a few steps away and started to talk to my mom. All of a sudden I hear this scratching noise from the laundry room...then it dawns on me. The colt is playing with the screen door. So mom and I go look and she is lipping the screen door! We turned the light on again and she didn't stop so we walked up to the door and mom starts to rub her lips through the screen. It must've felt great bcz she wouldn't stop. She moved up so her mouth was on the window part and she started pressing so hard her mouth and teeth were all mushed up on the window and you could hear the glass cracking!! So we opened the door and chased and her off but she kept coming back. I finally had to stand at the door with a squirt bottle and squirt her every time she came near the screen.
Then I'm watching TV and mom is on the computer and we can hear them outside the kitchen windows eating and swishing their tails when all of a sudden our fan crashes out of one of the kitchen windows and the screen with it. There is our colt with her head stuck through the kitchen window into the house!! She's looking at mom and I like "Hey ladies, how's your night?"
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Old 07-30-2008, 02:13 PM  
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Thats Hilarious!!!!

It reminds me When I was in highschool in TX my dad bought me my first horse on my 16th bday. I can't remeber where I was at (probably playing touch football down the street with my brothers and there friends ) but my dad was at home by himself and he had the windows open and the back door open as he sat in the living room watching tv. Well all of the sudden he sees this head poking in at him from the dining room!!!!! SNICKERS!!!!!! She had came into the kitchen through the dining room and almost in the living room. haha I couldn't stop laughing when he told me this story!!! I miss her She had quite the personality for a two yr old filly.
I bet she just wanted to see what was on TV!!!
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Before my daughter was born, I was given this cute little carmel colored pony...the best dang escape artist I ever owned or even knew of...my folks lived in and ran one of five group homes up on a hill, I lived there with them and also had my horses there...Sky got loose all the time and I would get calls about her chasing the kids, standing on patios looking in the dining room windows while they tried to eat, getting in the gardens, and then one day my mom left the door open...yep..clip clop...here she come right in to the house...
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