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07-18-2008, 09:35 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Oklahoma
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The Little Old Lady (funny)
~LITTLE OLD LADY~
There was a little old lady, who every morning. stepped onto her front porch, raised her arms to the sky, and shouted: 'PRAISE THE LORD!' One day an atheist moved into the house next door. He became irritated at the little old lady. Every morning he'd step onto his front porch after her and yell: 'THERE IS NO LORD!' Time passed with the two of them carrying on this way every day. One morning, in the middle of winter, the little old lady stepped onto her front porch and shouted: 'PRAISE THE LORD! Please Lord, I have no food and I am starving, provide for me, oh Lord! The next morning she stepped out onto her porch and there were two huge bags of groceries sitting there. 'PRAISE THE LORD!' she cried out. 'HE HAS PROVIDED GROCERIES FOR ME!' The atheist neighbor jumped out of the hedges and shouted: 'THERE IS NO LORD; I BOUGHT THOSE GROCERIES!!' The little old lady threw her arms into the air and shouted: 'PRAISE THE LORD! HE HAS PROVIDED ME WITH GROCERIES AND MADE THE DEVIL PAY FOR THEM!' 
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07-18-2008, 09:38 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: tennessee
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LMAO< good one!
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07-18-2008, 09:52 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Texas
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That is funny.
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07-18-2008, 11:14 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Udall, KS
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Yes!!
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07-18-2008, 12:37 PM
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Long Yearling
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Anchorage, Alaska
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LMAO!!
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07-21-2008, 03:28 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: South West Michigan
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Aww, Cute
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07-21-2008, 03:32 PM
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Weanling Member
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Md
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Hehe, I like.
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07-21-2008, 08:37 PM
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Started
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Hamilton, OH
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Very nice... ROFLMBO
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07-21-2008, 08:43 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Maine
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LOL Cute
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07-21-2008, 11:33 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: southern U.S.
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Too Cute!!!
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07-23-2008, 10:41 AM
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Yearling Member
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Arizona
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Funny!!!
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07-23-2008, 04:34 PM
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