Pet for sale

calicocalgirl · 07-18-2008, 08:47 AM

I found this pet for sale on a local classified site

Animals: Pets and Supplies - back
Only One Of Its Kind!!!! PET ROCK!!!! - 10:39 pm, 17 July, 2008
For Sale: I have searched far and wide for this unique species.

From the caves left behind by volcanos millions of years ago.
To the depths of the oceans darkest abyss.

I found this little turd smilin at me beside my tire in the driveway.

Well he wants to move on now and quite frankly...
Im tired of him.

His name is dave and he dont eat much.
If you want him he is yours for 25 cents.

Better hurry because if he smarts off one more time to me he's goin in the creek.
DuBois, PA

horseloverinVA · 07-18-2008, 08:48 AM

I totally cracked up! He looks like a mini wilson from that movie Cast away!

HDFarm · 07-18-2008, 08:49 AM

I feel old now. Pet rocks were such a big deal when I was young(er). They came in their own box with straw at the bottom. They had their own name and story and there were also directions for how to care for your pet rock.

~*Trooper*~ · 07-18-2008, 10:15 AM

JoesLove · 07-18-2008, 10:23 AM

HAHAAHA ''if he smarts off one more time hes going into the creek'' thats sooo funny, thanks for sharing.

cook1745 · 07-18-2008, 10:23 AM

that is funny.

Wolfie · 07-19-2008, 01:06 AM

At that price, someone needs to rescue him before he winds up abused!

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07-18-2008, 08:47 AM
calicocalgirl Greenbroke Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Belleville, Pa Posts: 3,067	Pet for sale I found this pet for sale on a local classified site Animals: Pets and Supplies - back Only One Of Its Kind!!!! PET ROCK!!!! - 10:39 pm, 17 July, 2008 For Sale: I have searched far and wide for this unique species. From the caves left behind by volcanos millions of years ago. To the depths of the oceans darkest abyss. I found this little turd smilin at me beside my tire in the driveway. Well he wants to move on now and quite frankly... Im tired of him. His name is dave and he dont eat much. If you want him he is yours for 25 cents. Better hurry because if he smarts off one more time to me he's goin in the creek. DuBois, PA

07-18-2008, 08:48 AM
horseloverinVA Started Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: South Central, Virginia Posts: 2,175	I totally cracked up! He looks like a mini wilson from that movie Cast away! __________________ You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

07-18-2008, 08:49 AM
HDFarm Newborn Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Littlestown, PA Posts: 5	I feel old I feel old now. Pet rocks were such a big deal when I was young(er). They came in their own box with straw at the bottom. They had their own name and story and there were also directions for how to care for your pet rock.

07-18-2008, 10:15 AM
~Trooper~ Halter broke Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 189

07-18-2008, 10:23 AM
JoesLove Weanling Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Jacksonville, NC Posts: 357	HAHAAHA ''if he smarts off one more time hes going into the creek'' thats sooo funny, thanks for sharing.

07-18-2008, 10:23 AM
cook1745 Greenbroke Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 3,554	that is funny. __________________ Home of my sweet girl Cinnamon. Not fancy but she is mine!!!

07-19-2008, 01:06 AM
Wolfie Coming two Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: US Posts: 1,547	At that price, someone needs to rescue him before he winds up abused!