How to Save the Airlines (kind of crass, but FUNNY)

Roewyn · 07-01-2008, 03:51 PM

HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES:
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the heck -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?Sincerely,Bill Clinton

**Diamond_Y** · 07-01-2008, 04:15 PM

OSUJillyBean · 07-01-2008, 04:19 PM

Carri · 07-01-2008, 04:19 PM

I love it!

texagal7 · 07-01-2008, 04:30 PM

what you call crass I call funny!!! and true too

kshnooks · 07-01-2008, 05:45 PM

you know, its not a bad idea...LOL

arabiancowgirl · 07-01-2008, 08:21 PM

You know when I was reading this I was thinking of Bill Clinton

Saelym · 07-01-2008, 08:24 PM

Too funny.. do you think they'll do it?

knpaints · 07-02-2008, 02:24 PM

lolololol too funny!!

doxies13isenough · 07-02-2008, 02:43 PM

Thunderz Gurlz · 07-03-2008, 11:18 AM

Hahaha...

CowhorseGal · 07-03-2008, 11:21 AM

Nice!

prancingpony · 07-03-2008, 11:25 AM

Even this crazy Liberal thinks this is FUNNY!!!!!

Red Gate Farm · 07-03-2008, 12:27 PM

That would give a whole new meaning to "Fly the Friendly Skies" wouldn't it?

Gemni · 07-03-2008, 12:32 PM

Oh I needed a good laugh today

horseloverinVA · 07-03-2008, 12:38 PM

That made my day!

DoBeSassy · 07-03-2008, 04:27 PM

That is funny.

But I don't think they should get rid of the male attendants, just make them strippers too. then more women would fly, even if it is just to circle the airport for an hour or two

Dziggetai · 07-03-2008, 06:40 PM

It's the "sincerely, Bill Clinton" at the end that makes it xD

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