A cowboy's 3 wishes....

cascy · 06-29-2008, 09:59 PM

It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow-choked trails looking for cattle that
survived the winter.

As one cowboy's horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself
in the spring sunshine. The horse reared and the cowboy drew his six-gun to shoot the snake.

"Hold on there, partner," said the snake, "don't shoot - I'm an enchanted rattlesnake, and if
you don't shoot me, I'll give you any three wishes you want."

The cowboy decided to take a chance. He knew he was safely out of the snake's striking range. He
said, "OK, first, I'd like to have a face like Clark Gable, then, I'd like a body like Arnold
Schwarzenagger, and finally, I'd like sexual equipment like this horse I'm, riding."

The rattlesnake said, "All right, when you get back to the bunk house you'll have all three wishes."

The cowboy turned his horse around and galloped at full speed all the way to the bunk house. He
dismounted on the run and went straight inside to the mirror. Staring back at him in the mirror
was the face of Clark Gable. He ripped the shirt off his back and revealed bulging, rippling muscles,
just like Arnold Schwarzenagger's. Really excited now, he tore down his jeans, looked at his crotch and
shouted, "My God, I forgot I was riding the Mare!".

gingerfleguel · 06-29-2008, 10:03 PM

LOL tooo funny

Jeanie2u_1 · 06-29-2008, 10:26 PM

ha ha! that's a good one!

**taelesean** · 06-30-2008, 12:34 AM

Heheh...I've heard a joke similar to that, except the punchline was "OMG!, WHY oh WHY did I have to have that horse GELDED?"

breburtch · 06-30-2008, 09:13 AM

hahah as soon as I read the wanting sexual equipment like the horse he was riding I was like I bet it's a mare and sure enough it was lol

sandy42345 · 06-30-2008, 09:19 AM

HAHAHA !! Good one.

99horses · 06-30-2008, 09:32 AM

That is funny.

horseloverinVA · 06-30-2008, 09:38 AM

DoBeSassy · 06-30-2008, 03:51 PM

Now that is funny

carmor07 · 06-30-2008, 03:55 PM

arabiancowgirl · 06-30-2008, 05:31 PM

Awesome Paints · 06-30-2008, 05:38 PM

Too funny!!

Thunderz Gurlz · 06-30-2008, 09:18 PM

Too funny!

WhisperStables · 06-30-2008, 09:23 PM

TOTALY love it!!

horsewomen1977 · 06-30-2008, 09:29 PM

Tango · 06-30-2008, 09:36 PM

I Got A Real Kick Out Of That.

GreyDot · 06-30-2008, 10:53 PM

Oh, that was priceless... thank you!

Shiloveshorses · 07-01-2008, 01:24 AM

That one got me. That was good thanks for the laugh.

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