Confucius Says

DoBeSassy · 05-30-2008, 05:16 PM

Confucius Says:
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Man who run in
front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind
car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in
pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give
wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright
organ.
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Man with one
chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch butt
should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many
prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong:
man with four balls cannot walk.
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War does not
determine who is right, war determine who is
left.
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Wife who put
husband in doghouse soon find him in
cathouse.
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It take many nails
to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like
hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on
toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in
glass house should change clothes in
basement.
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Man who fish in
other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in
church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator
smell different to midget.
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*if any of these offend anyone, please let me know and I will edit it out*

kshnooks · 05-30-2008, 07:29 PM

LOL!!

scalawag · 05-30-2008, 07:37 PM

I remember these from high school! Many of the boys got quite a kick out of them.

Hormonal males...

Wolfie · 05-31-2008, 02:07 AM

Kind of funny, kind of gross.

DriftwoodAcres · 05-31-2008, 09:27 PM

Rofl, that's too funny

**divinemisselle** · 05-31-2008, 09:32 PM

Confucius very wise man.

05-30-2008, 05:16 PM
DoBeSassy Seasoned Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 4,917	Confucius Says Confucius Says: ~~~~~~~~~ Man who run in front of car get tired. ~~~~~~~~~ Man who run behind car get exhausted. ~~~~~~~~~ Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. ~~~~~~~~~ Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. ~~~~~~~~~ Man with one chopstick go hungry. ~~~~~~~~~ Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails. ~~~~~~~~~ Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. ~~~~~~~~~ Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. ~~~~~~~~~ War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. ~~~~~~~~~ Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. ~~~~~~~~~ It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. ~~~~~~~~~ Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. ~~~~~~~~~ Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. ~~~~~~~~~ Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. ~~~~~~~~~ Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. ~~~~~~~~~ Man who fart in church sit in own pew. ~~~~~~~~~ Crowded elevator smell different to midget. ~~~~~~~~~ if any of these offend anyone, please let me know and I will edit it out __________________ There is none so blind as she who will not see

05-30-2008, 07:29 PM
kshnooks Coming two Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: California Posts: 1,826	LOL!!

05-30-2008, 07:37 PM
scalawag Yearling Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Michigan Posts: 700	I remember these from high school! Many of the boys got quite a kick out of them. Hormonal males... __________________ "You can start with nothing, and out of nothing and out of no way, a way will be made." - Michael Bernard Beckwith

05-31-2008, 02:07 AM
Wolfie Coming two Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: US Posts: 1,547	Kind of funny, kind of gross.

05-31-2008, 09:27 PM
DriftwoodAcres Weanling Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Michigan Posts: 457	Rofl, that's too funny __________________ P.eople E.ating T.asty A.nimals

05-31-2008, 09:32 PM
divinemisselle Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Central Kentucky Posts: 6,373	Confucius very wise man. __________________ Behind every great man... Is a woman rolling her eyes.