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05-27-2008, 11:03 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Ravenna, MI
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Funniest thing
Don't know if this is in the right place but gotta tell you something that happened this weekend--
Had a couple come out to see the stud-- may want to breed to him. Well I just have to say some people are not the smartest. i asked if they wanted to see the papers and the guy did and he says to the girl do you know what these numbers mean? she says no what? He says thats how much $$ that horse has made..............and then starts to say this one has made 7 million etc....... my jaw dropped open and I thought should I tell him(its the registration number)?? I was dumbfounded--how can you have a registered horse and have bred before and think that??? everyone I know that has horses laughed so hard when I told them |
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05-27-2008, 11:10 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Tennessee
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05-27-2008, 11:27 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Florida
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Oh my!
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05-27-2008, 11:36 AM
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Bombproof Member
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Alpharetta, Georgia
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Wow, that must be nice for you that your stud has won so much money!
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05-27-2008, 02:28 PM
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Location: Ravenna, MI
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Yeah I wish ---then he could retire and I wouldnt' have to worry about getting him broke good and showing
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05-27-2008, 03:30 PM
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Greenbroke Member
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: South West Michigan
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*Shakes Head* People Are So Stupid!
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05-27-2008, 03:34 PM
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Halter broke
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Georgia
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 This is the sign the "girl" should have been holding up! haha! He should have had a V8 this morning! Big Dummy! |
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05-27-2008, 03:36 PM
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Long Yearling
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Seville, Florida
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Maybe he was trying to impress the girl
with his WEALTH of knowledge |
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05-27-2008, 03:45 PM
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Greenbroke Member
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Sunshine State
Posts: 3,631
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Heck, maybe you should raise the stud fee !!
Can't fix stupid !!
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05-27-2008, 03:49 PM
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Weanling Member
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Jacksonville, NC
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hey tell them his stud fee has been raised 500 or something LOL
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05-27-2008, 08:00 PM
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Yearling Member
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Minnesota
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In my horse's case the seven digit number wouldn't be how much she's made, it's how much I've blown on her over the years!
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05-28-2008, 08:34 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: San Diego, CA
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LOL!
I have had to deal with some stupid people, being that the place where I board is open to the public. My favorite thing anyone has ever said to me was "When is your mare due?" when my geliding was having his sheath cleaned. She thought that the vet was doing an ultrasound!
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06-01-2008, 12:32 AM
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Yearling Member
Join Date: Jan 2005
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thats funny!
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06-01-2008, 10:00 AM
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Coming two
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Ennismore, Ontario
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lmao I had a women freaking out that one of the horses were foaling out in the pasture. So followed her over to the gelding pasture. hahah one of the geldings was hanging out and she thought it was a leg lmao I had to walk away I was laughing so hard
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06-02-2008, 11:09 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Minnesnowdah
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Quote:
 Wow! Don't they teach biology anymore? Or do the instructors let the kids sleep in the back?
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06-02-2008, 01:53 PM
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Location: Massachusetts
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I had my SIL's boyfriend/parasite/leach/etc (did I mention I don't like him?) tell me, when I was selling Ziggy, a gelding, that his brother would take him for his sperm. Apparently, in his head, his brother has a horse sperm farm, or that's what he refers to it as.
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06-02-2008, 02:19 PM
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Long Yearling
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 1,385
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Do you think he wqs just being funny? Maybe trying to pull her leg?.... Or..maybe not...
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