Flies!!!!!!

prancingpony · 05-19-2008, 09:53 AM

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?'
She asked.

'Hunting Flies'
He responded.

'Oh. ! Killing any?'
She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded,
'3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.

horseloverinVA · 05-19-2008, 09:59 AM

Thunderz Gurlz · 05-19-2008, 04:06 PM

Haha!

knpaints · 05-19-2008, 04:39 PM

BarnBum · 05-19-2008, 04:47 PM

I have heard that before.....very cute !!

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05-19-2008, 09:53 AM
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BarnBum Greenbroke Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Sunshine State Posts: 3,631	I have heard that before.....very cute !! __________________ Murphys Horse Law - A horse's misbehavior will be in direct proportion to the number of people who are watching !!