The Pastor's Ass (yes, I mean donkey)

annag307 · 02-18-2008, 07:55 PM

((Hope this is okay in this spot, it is about a Donkey... Kinda))

The Pastor's Ass (yes, I mean donkey)

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and It won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it into the same race again, and it won again.

The local paper read:

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor to not enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline Reads:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey. So she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper reads:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines reads:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . .. .
Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . Even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Have a nice day!

Stormy's Human · 02-18-2008, 07:59 PM

How funny and how true

pvf · 02-18-2008, 08:00 PM

WhisperStables · 02-18-2008, 08:04 PM

totaly love it.

Luvridn · 02-18-2008, 08:05 PM

I don't care who you are, that is funny right there Hehehe

Crazy4paints · 02-18-2008, 08:08 PM

Yep, thats funny right der... Oh Lord please forgive me and help the starving pygmies..

annag307 · 02-18-2008, 08:17 PM

Thought there might be afew of you guys that would appreciate that and get a kick out of it.

I mean no offense to Donkeys at all. I love them.
I use to own one named Zeke (short for Ezekial)

crittermom · 02-18-2008, 08:21 PM

I so enjoyed that laugh.

Horse_Orderly · 02-19-2008, 01:50 AM

Very funny! I copied and pasted it and sent it via e-mail to a few friends and family!

Thunderz Gurlz · 02-19-2008, 07:14 AM

That was funny!

calicocalgirl · 02-19-2008, 07:36 AM

Lmao!

annag307 · 02-19-2008, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horse_Orderly

Very funny! I copied and pasted it and sent it via e-mail to a few friends and family!

Yeah, thats where I got it from. It was emailed to me from a friend who owns horses. Glad I could bring a little joy for all.

02-19-2008, 01:28 PM

Thanks for the laugh!!!

:laughing 6:

cameo05 · 02-19-2008, 01:36 PM

HAHAHAHA i enjoyed that. Nothing like a good laugh when the work day is going by soooooooooooooooooooo slow.

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02-18-2008, 07:55 PM
annag307 Coming two Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Pueblo, CO Posts: 1,955	The Pastor's Ass (yes, I mean donkey) ((Hope this is okay in this spot, it is about a Donkey... Kinda)) The Pastor's Ass (yes, I mean donkey) The pastor entered his donkey in a race and It won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it into the same race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor to not enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline Reads: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey. So she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper reads: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10 This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines reads: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE The bishop was buried the next day. The moral of the story is . .. . Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . Even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer! Have a nice day! __________________ "When all else fails & your feeling blue. Put on your shoes & go shovel some pooo!" http://groups.msn.com/AgsWebpage/shoebox.msnw http://www.putfile.com/annag307

02-18-2008, 07:59 PM
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02-18-2008, 08:17 PM
annag307 Coming two Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Pueblo, CO Posts: 1,955	Thought there might be afew of you guys that would appreciate that and get a kick out of it. I mean no offense to Donkeys at all. I love them. I use to own one named Zeke (short for Ezekial) __________________ "When all else fails & your feeling blue. Put on your shoes & go shovel some pooo!" http://groups.msn.com/AgsWebpage/shoebox.msnw http://www.putfile.com/annag307

02-18-2008, 08:21 PM
crittermom Greenbroke Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Virginia Posts: 3,256	I so enjoyed that laugh. __________________ Peace!! I wish the people of the world could get along as well as the animals in my backyard.

02-19-2008, 01:50 AM
Horse_Orderly Started Join Date: May 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 2,318	Very funny! I copied and pasted it and sent it via e-mail to a few friends and family! __________________ J.H.S. Jr 11/4/76-7/3/09 sailing calmer waters

02-19-2008, 07:14 AM
Thunderz Gurlz Seasoned Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: South West Michigan Posts: 4,876	That was funny! __________________ "Don't be afraid to go after what you want to do and what you want to be. But don't be afraid to be willing to pay the price"

02-19-2008, 07:36 AM
calicocalgirl Greenbroke Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: inbetweenhere&there, Pa Posts: 3,492	Lmao!

02-19-2008, 01:28 PM
bobalooee Posts: n/a	Thanks for the laugh!!!:laughing 6:

02-19-2008, 01:36 PM
cameo05 Pasture Pet Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In my own world Posts: 12,366	HAHAHAHA i enjoyed that. Nothing like a good laugh when the work day is going by soooooooooooooooooooo slow. __________________ Life is a bed of roses, until you meet up with thorns.