Bullet proof???

horsey-gal · 11-01-2010, 06:38 PM

Found this today in a local paper. . . too funny!

" Wanted good trail horse and show, nothing under 8 years old, good with kids and BULLETPROOF

Sirita_88 · 11-01-2010, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by horsey-gal

Found this today in a local paper. . . too funny!

" Wanted good trail horse and show, nothing under 8 years old, good with kids and BULLETPROOF

I really need one of those! That kind of horse is PRICELESS!!!

gilmorehorsemanship · 11-02-2010, 07:16 PM

I've heard of a 'bombproof' horse, but never a 'bulletproof' horse. Them's must be some tough little kids! (pardon my vernacular)

sherriawright · 11-02-2010, 07:21 PM

She must be wanting a mule or a donkey...they think they ARE bulletproof!

aes · 11-02-2010, 10:25 PM

Maybe they have them at the Vatican? Bulletproof Popemobiles and bulletproof ponies.

Kind of sounds like a zombie movie to me. They try to send the horse to slaughter.......BUT HE KEEPS COMING BACK (bwa ha ha ha ha).

singing tree · 11-02-2010, 10:29 PM

I think it means the horse won't do what you want even if you shoot it.

BlackMumba · 11-03-2010, 03:46 PM

version1955 · 11-03-2010, 05:20 PM

Maybe they live in a tough neighborhood?

gilmorehorsemanship · 11-03-2010, 06:37 PM

Someone should call the sellers and ask them if the pony's name is Kevlar by any chance.

Oh, this is too funny - take a look at the top of the page to see the auto-inserted adverts that are popping up in this thread! LOL!

Tactical body armor ads on a horse message board...

NorthernHorseGirl · 11-05-2010, 05:28 PM

Wow, that's amazing. It's funny what people come up with when they make mistakes, typos or don't know what they're talking about. When I was still a Realtor there was a listing that described a property as being in "a good lactation". I think it was an english as a second language issue.

singing tree · 11-05-2010, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by NorthernHorseGirl

Wow, that's amazing. It's funny what people come up with when they make mistakes, typos or don't know what they're talking about. When I was still a Realtor there was a listing that described a property as being in "a good lactation". I think it was an english as a second language issue.

That property should have been a hot commodity. Just think - all the milk you could ever need!

Equestrian21 · 11-05-2010, 05:46 PM

Maybe they want one of those war horses that have the mid-evil armor suits! Geez, must be a tough show circuit, the loser dies!

HorsesUpNorth · 11-05-2010, 09:09 PM

Huh... wonder if they come in Day-Glo orange? It is hunting season...

gilmorehorsemanship · 11-06-2010, 07:32 AM

I wonder if the horse comes with this accessory?

enigma · 11-06-2010, 12:08 PM

LMAO picturing me trying to put the hood on my quarab.

gilmorehorsemanship · 11-06-2010, 07:27 PM

I've got a WWI German gasmask for a horse hanging on the wall. Could you imagine getting something like that on a horse?!

Slim Pikkens · 11-06-2010, 08:38 PM

The land around me is crawling with deer hunters. I hope my horses are bullet proof.

version1955 · 11-07-2010, 06:44 AM

Mine too, we lost a heifer a few years ago. The least they could have done was butcher her out instead of leave her, seriously what a waste

critterkeeper · 11-07-2010, 12:16 PM

How many years do you have to be on HT to be 'bulletproof'?????? Is there a banner for that?

version1955 · 11-07-2010, 12:52 PM

Maybe its horses that are bombproof and minis and ponies that are bullet proof?

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11-01-2010, 06:38 PM
horsey-gal Started Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Valley, N.S Posts: 2,437	Bullet proof??? Found this today in a local paper. . . too funny! " Wanted good trail horse and show, nothing under 8 years old, good with kids and BULLETPROOF __________________ " If God made anything more beautiful, he kept it for himself. "

11-02-2010, 07:16 PM
gilmorehorsemanship Conformation Clinic Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Columbus, NC Posts: 4,218	I've heard of a 'bombproof' horse, but never a 'bulletproof' horse. Them's must be some tough little kids! (pardon my vernacular) __________________ Gilmore Horsemanship "If people treated other people like horses treated other horses there'd be a lot fewer jackasses in the world!" ------- Me Tȟašúŋke Witkó?

11-02-2010, 07:21 PM
sherriawright Yearling Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Pekin, Illinois Posts: 999	She must be wanting a mule or a donkey...they think they ARE bulletproof! __________________ Anyone who talks about me behind my back, is in a perfect position to kiss my a$$!

11-02-2010, 10:25 PM
aes Started Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,700	Maybe they have them at the Vatican? Bulletproof Popemobiles and bulletproof ponies. Kind of sounds like a zombie movie to me. They try to send the horse to slaughter.......BUT HE KEEPS COMING BACK (bwa ha ha ha ha).

11-02-2010, 10:29 PM
singing tree Kid Safe Join Date: May 2009 Location: Hartville, Ohio Posts: 6,118	I think it means the horse won't do what you want even if you shoot it.

11-03-2010, 05:20 PM
version1955 Pasture Pet Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: northern MN Posts: 14,066	Maybe they live in a tough neighborhood? __________________

11-03-2010, 06:37 PM
gilmorehorsemanship Conformation Clinic Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Columbus, NC Posts: 4,218	Someone should call the sellers and ask them if the pony's name is Kevlar by any chance. Oh, this is too funny - take a look at the top of the page to see the auto-inserted adverts that are popping up in this thread! LOL! Tactical body armor ads on a horse message board... __________________ Gilmore Horsemanship "If people treated other people like horses treated other horses there'd be a lot fewer jackasses in the world!" ------- Me Tȟašúŋke Witkó?

11-05-2010, 05:28 PM
NorthernHorseGirl Seasoned Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Alberta, Canada Posts: 4,164	Wow, that's amazing. It's funny what people come up with when they make mistakes, typos or don't know what they're talking about. When I was still a Realtor there was a listing that described a property as being in "a good lactation". I think it was an english as a second language issue. __________________ I kissed my horse and I liked it.

11-05-2010, 05:46 PM
Equestrian21 Long Yearling Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Wilmington, OH Posts: 1,278	Maybe they want one of those war horses that have the mid-evil armor suits! Geez, must be a tough show circuit, the loser dies!

11-05-2010, 09:09 PM
HorsesUpNorth Yearling Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 588	Huh... wonder if they come in Day-Glo orange? It is hunting season...

11-06-2010, 07:32 AM
gilmorehorsemanship Conformation Clinic Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Columbus, NC Posts: 4,218	I wonder if the horse comes with this accessory? __________________ Gilmore Horsemanship "If people treated other people like horses treated other horses there'd be a lot fewer jackasses in the world!" ------- Me Tȟašúŋke Witkó?

11-06-2010, 12:08 PM
enigma Greenbroke Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Colorado Posts: 3,487	LMAO picturing me trying to put the hood on my quarab.

11-06-2010, 07:27 PM
gilmorehorsemanship Conformation Clinic Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Columbus, NC Posts: 4,218	I've got a WWI German gasmask for a horse hanging on the wall. Could you imagine getting something like that on a horse?! __________________ Gilmore Horsemanship "If people treated other people like horses treated other horses there'd be a lot fewer jackasses in the world!" ------- Me Tȟašúŋke Witkó?

11-06-2010, 08:38 PM
Slim Pikkens Bombproof Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 7,673	The land around me is crawling with deer hunters. I hope my horses are bullet proof.

11-07-2010, 06:44 AM
version1955 Pasture Pet Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: northern MN Posts: 14,066	Mine too, we lost a heifer a few years ago. The least they could have done was butcher her out instead of leave her, seriously what a waste __________________

11-07-2010, 12:16 PM
critterkeeper Weanling Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Texas Posts: 270	How many years do you have to be on HT to be 'bulletproof'?????? Is there a banner for that?

11-07-2010, 12:52 PM
version1955 Pasture Pet Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: northern MN Posts: 14,066	Maybe its horses that are bombproof and minis and ponies that are bullet proof? __________________