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Old 08-15-2009, 06:57 AM  
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Talking When I am an Old Horsewoman

A freind sent this to me this morning enjoy

When I am an Old Horsewoman

When I am an old horsewoman
I shall wear turquoise and diamonds,
And a straw hat that doesn’t suit me
And I shall spend my social security on
white wine and carrots,
And sit in my alleyway of my barn
And listen to my horses breathe.

I will sneak out in the middle of a summer night
And ride the old bay gelding,
Across the moonstruck meadow
If my old bones will allow
And when people come to call, I will smile and nod
As I walk past the gardens to the barn
and show instead the flowers growing
inside stalls fresh-lined with straw.
I will shovel and sweat and wear hay in my hair
as if it were a jewel
And I will be an embarrassment to all
Who will not yet have found the peace in being free
to have a horse as a best friend
A friend who waits at midnight hour
With muzzle and nicker and patient eyes
For the kind of woman I will be
When I am old.
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Old 08-15-2009, 07:12 AM  
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Amen, sista!
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Old 08-15-2009, 07:20 AM  
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Nice!!
Left out one line, "I will smell like sweaty horses, and wear it happily, and with sophistication, like fine perfume".
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Old 08-15-2009, 07:29 AM  
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Indeed!
I'm fortunate that I've gotten old at a relatively young age
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Old 08-15-2009, 09:16 AM  
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LOL. I love it!
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Old 08-15-2009, 10:13 AM  
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As long as WE all swear off the velcro shoes we will be OK!!!
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Old 08-15-2009, 10:15 AM  
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That's why there are pull on boots
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Old 08-15-2009, 01:57 PM  
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Too funny!
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Old 08-15-2009, 02:40 PM  
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Indeed!
I'm fortunate that I've gotten old at a relatively young age

Yes ma'am, that's what I'm talking about!
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Old 08-17-2009, 08:49 AM  
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Love it -- can I have it printed and framed and put it by the door so everyone can see it
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NEAT! Thanks......
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Old 08-17-2009, 07:14 PM  
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I like the poem Iwill print and frame it
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I like!
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