Faster than a closing door:

**Orchid** · 09-02-2008, 08:49 PM

Stronger than the most fang and claw impervious thick socks:

Able to scale bookcases and pantry shelves in a single bound:

It's TERRIBLE ADOLESCENT KITTY!

Would anyone like to borrow a very cute, very naughty tiger stripe kitten for oh, say, about six months?

scrapchick · 09-02-2008, 08:55 PM

oh no,thanks, we have our own. found him swinging through the closet on the bottom of shirts by his claws.

gonna rename him Tarzan.

**Orchid** · 09-02-2008, 08:57 PM

I wanted to name this one Kamikaze, but he belongs to my son.

Considering the fact that he seems to have a death wish where my earrings are concerned, he could very well still be renamed.

scrapchick · 09-02-2008, 09:00 PM

I hear ya. Ours is a toilet-paper-shredding, mantle-clearing, leg-climbing terror. Every day I say "Slurpee-cat, its a good thing your so freakin' cute...."
kittens. gotta love em.

**taelesean** · 09-02-2008, 09:03 PM

If you put the TP roll on backwards, so the paper comes off against the wall, when a cat tries to unroll a pile, they actually roll it up

Hmm...I could borrow him untill, say, Thanksgiving...you wouldn't want to miss the little dear's first Christmas, would you?

pvf · 09-02-2008, 09:08 PM

I'll trade you little kitty for our 14lb cat. That is fixed and completely declawed and still shreds toilet paper in 2 seconds if the bath room door is left open.. Steals head bands, and anything that is small enough for him to run with..

**seerfarm** · 09-02-2008, 09:18 PM

Be glad to Orchid...maybe he can give my stuffing stealing, sock and slipper dragging, pillow throwing, blanket shredding, cat box raiding American Eskimo pup something else to do!

Better yet, wanta trade?

sparkyharky · 09-06-2008, 01:41 PM

Orchid,
I can break him...LOL I'll just turn him loose with the ferrets..Percy'll give him a run for his money and teach him a lesson at the same time..then we'll send him back to you..all fixed!

Crookedblaze · 09-06-2008, 02:05 PM

LOL we had 2 of those. Ate the curtains, clawed the couch, got stuck in the fridge a few times...

LMFAO Sparky! We babysat ferrets for 3 days for our friends and we quickly decided that we could never take care of ferrets full time.

Lady_MCSE · 09-06-2008, 02:08 PM

Have you ever noticed how similar one of these

is to one of these?

Just wait . . . your adolescent will probably figure out that there's no need of sneaking past a closing door. All a critter needs to do is wait until it is closed, then go to work on the screen. That's what Boxer does.

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scrapchick Seasoned Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Festus, Missouri Posts: 4,828	I hear ya. Ours is a toilet-paper-shredding, mantle-clearing, leg-climbing terror. Every day I say "Slurpee-cat, its a good thing your so freakin' cute...." kittens. gotta love em. __________________ Better living through chemistry.

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pvf Regional Forums Moderator Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Minnesota Posts: 6,443	I'll trade you little kitty for our 14lb cat. That is fixed and completely declawed and still shreds toilet paper in 2 seconds if the bath room door is left open.. Steals head bands, and anything that is small enough for him to run with.. __________________ www.prairieviewfarms.net Raising Reg. Paints and Quarter horses

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