Naughty Kitty! - Page 2

BornToRide · 07-20-2008, 12:35 AM

Well my cat is more like a dog...he's not very vindictive....but if you try and kiss his nose too much, he will act like he wants you to and then smack you in the face with his paw.

But my friend has a cat, and he was on top of their cabinets. I accidentally shut his tail in the cabinet, so he screeched of course...
and I was like, "Oh sorry kitty!' ya know..the whole nine yards, petting, loving, ect...

For the rest of the day everytime I would walk by that cabinet he would sit on top and smack me on the head.

dproaps · 07-20-2008, 12:52 AM

I once had a Siamese cat named Pandora. Pandy was VERY PICKY about her litter box, it had to be cleaned out and fresh litter every day, no matter what.

If I didn't clean her litter box she would get in the closet and poo in my shoe

Akita it Girl · 07-20-2008, 01:07 AM

My evil cat Mo-Mo, who wieghs all of 1 pound if she's really lucky, likes to randomly attack my legs. However, she also loves to hide on top of cabnets, shelfs, anything high enough that she crouch without you notcing her, and jump onto my BF's head....not not like a playful thing, she leaps and clings. She also won't let him touch me if she in my lap or by me....like she will go Itty Bitt Tiger on him. Mo-Mo is very very small. She is probibly the smallest fully grown cat I have ever seen. She weighs less than a pound and can lay in one of my hands. She a bottle fed baby I took in and she never gotaround to leaving. So, you wouldn't think she would do that much damage...but she has sent him to the hospital twice by ripping his face open. He threatened to have her de-clawed....so I treatened to have him fixed. He never mentioned it again. Pictures, of course:
Mazourn and Mo-Mo. Mazourn and Mo are the same age. 1 1/2 in these pics.

Sparklesgerl · 07-20-2008, 11:30 AM

Well, this one happened quite recently: We have two cats, mine is a siamese and my sweetie has a grey tabby (both boys). Well, I was supposed to be going away for about a week at the end of June for a horsemanship clinic and to visit my parents for a couple days. My BF was going fishing with his dad for a week as well and left 2 days after I did. My friend who was looking after our place called me 3 days later saying that I needed to come home. He was worried the cats had gotten sick because they had peed, pooped (really gross poops too), and puked all over the living room rug, the couch, and the guest bed in the spare bedroom (not on our bed thank God!)

So, I was all worried and cut my "vacation" short to rush home to the kitties. When I saw the mess, oh I was mad! The pee and poo was just because they were pi$$ed off that we left, the puke was compliments of my siamese's nervous stomach because "mom" left! I got everything cleaned up, but had to throw out the bed spread from the guest room. Next time, they're going to the kennel, I'm sure they'll love that

sandy42345 · 07-22-2008, 07:15 PM

Too funny!

thumpersgirl · 07-22-2008, 07:39 PM

When I was a kid, we had a Siamese that went crazy on me one day. He was sitting in a tree outside and when I ran past that tree (playing with my brother), he jumped out of the tree and landed on my face. He proceeded to bit, kick and scratch me until my Dad came outside and peeled him off of me.

I don't know what happened that he did that but he didn't get the chance to do it to anyone else. He tore me up good.

My cat that I have now (Jezebel) is a regular terror. She gets into everything! If I leave food of any sort out (bread, lunch meat, cereal), she will chew it open if she can and eat it. Last year, she was going in the crawl space under the house, where snakes happened to have gotten into and bringing them in the house

. When she was younger (and had claws) she was awful for climbing my curtains and shredding them. She also has this weird obsession with plastic bags. If I leave one laying around, she will pee on it. If she gets good and mad at me for something, she will chew on something of mine. She loves to sharpen her 'pretend' claws on things when she's mad at me too. She used to scratch the couch when she was mad. Now that she doesn't have front claws, she goes over and goes through the motions. I just laugh at her and tell her 'Good kitty'. She gets up, scowls and leaves. Not too long ago, she killed a mouse and ate the skin off of it. Then left it on the carpet under the table for me to find (by stepping on it). I could go on and on. . .

APHANutmeg · 07-22-2008, 09:27 PM

My problem kitty "Leo" decided at 14 months old that he wasn't going to use a litter box anymore. Had him checked I don't know how many times, never could figure out why. I moved him to the basement as cement was easier to clean cat pee off of. On Sunday I decided to make blueberry muffins. I ran out of flour upstairs, so went downstairs to the pantry to get more. What I found was a yellow bag of flour. YUCK! I must have accidently left the door open and he went in and decided that was a good place as the floor. Muffins never did get made as I spent the next 2 hours cleaning the pantry.
I also had another cat years ago that claimed a chair as his own. Anyone who came to visit would be warned that the chair was Bob's and that they might not want to sit there. If they didn't listen, Bob would sit in front of the person and give them the dirtest look possible. If that didn't work, he was up in there lap and would refuse to budge and hang on for dear life if they tried to push him off.(He really was a sweet boy though, just loved his chair

)

merleliz · 07-22-2008, 09:38 PM

My old cat Thomasina was coughing one day, and I asked her "What's the matter, Sina, got a fur ball?" She leaned way out off the table (that she wasn't supposed to be on) and deposited the fur ball...inside my handbag. Then she laughed at me. I swear to God, she LAUGHED at me.

OSUJillyBean · 07-22-2008, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by APHANutmeg

My problem kitty "Leo" decided at 14 months old that he wasn't going to use a litter box anymore. Had him checked I don't know how many times, never could figure out why.

My guess: he's a male cat. And that's what they do.

Sucks that he wouldn't stay housebroken for you though. Goofy cat. Quit peeing on everything in sight and you can live in the rest of the house!!

Karen Cole · 07-22-2008, 10:13 PM

We had a kitten several years ago named Spider he'd attack most anybody just because they walked by him. I had to place him when he decided to play with "the danglies".....he was in the bathroom and my husband was getting out of the shower. I still laugh about it but he sees no humor in having a kitten attack his "danglies"

My cat Sidney would also torment. She knew my husband didn't like her and she didn't like him. Every chance she got she would walk under his lazy boy and pop her tail up so it would rub on him, drove him nuts!

Cats are funny
Karen

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07-20-2008, 12:35 AM
BornToRide Long Yearling Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Tennessee Posts: 1,470	Well my cat is more like a dog...he's not very vindictive....but if you try and kiss his nose too much, he will act like he wants you to and then smack you in the face with his paw. But my friend has a cat, and he was on top of their cabinets. I accidentally shut his tail in the cabinet, so he screeched of course... and I was like, "Oh sorry kitty!' ya know..the whole nine yards, petting, loving, ect... For the rest of the day everytime I would walk by that cabinet he would sit on top and smack me on the head. __________________ There's something about the outside of a horse that's good for the inside of a man.-Winston Churchill

07-20-2008, 12:52 AM
dproaps Coming two Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Dickson, Tennessee Posts: 1,649	I once had a Siamese cat named Pandora. Pandy was VERY PICKY about her litter box, it had to be cleaned out and fresh litter every day, no matter what. If I didn't clean her litter box she would get in the closet and poo in my shoe __________________ Those who suffer with the suffering are dancing to the rhythm of God.

07-20-2008, 01:07 AM
Akita it Girl Weanling Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Md Posts: 470	My evil cat Mo-Mo, who wieghs all of 1 pound if she's really lucky, likes to randomly attack my legs. However, she also loves to hide on top of cabnets, shelfs, anything high enough that she crouch without you notcing her, and jump onto my BF's head....not not like a playful thing, she leaps and clings. She also won't let him touch me if she in my lap or by me....like she will go Itty Bitt Tiger on him. Mo-Mo is very very small. She is probibly the smallest fully grown cat I have ever seen. She weighs less than a pound and can lay in one of my hands. She a bottle fed baby I took in and she never gotaround to leaving. So, you wouldn't think she would do that much damage...but she has sent him to the hospital twice by ripping his face open. He threatened to have her de-clawed....so I treatened to have him fixed. He never mentioned it again. Pictures, of course: Mazourn and Mo-Mo. Mazourn and Mo are the same age. 1 1/2 in these pics. __________________ Everyone has their hobbies...mine just happens to include whips, spurs and leather.

07-20-2008, 11:30 AM
Sparklesgerl Weanling Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Calgary, Alberta Posts: 447	Well, this one happened quite recently: We have two cats, mine is a siamese and my sweetie has a grey tabby (both boys). Well, I was supposed to be going away for about a week at the end of June for a horsemanship clinic and to visit my parents for a couple days. My BF was going fishing with his dad for a week as well and left 2 days after I did. My friend who was looking after our place called me 3 days later saying that I needed to come home. He was worried the cats had gotten sick because they had peed, pooped (really gross poops too), and puked all over the living room rug, the couch, and the guest bed in the spare bedroom (not on our bed thank God!) So, I was all worried and cut my "vacation" short to rush home to the kitties. When I saw the mess, oh I was mad! The pee and poo was just because they were pi$$ed off that we left, the puke was compliments of my siamese's nervous stomach because "mom" left! I got everything cleaned up, but had to throw out the bed spread from the guest room. Next time, they're going to the kennel, I'm sure they'll love that __________________ Life begins outside your comfort zone. Author unknown Linz

07-22-2008, 07:15 PM
sandy42345 Yearling Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: tennessee Posts: 539	Too funny!

07-22-2008, 07:39 PM
thumpersgirl Greenbroke Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 3,521	When I was a kid, we had a Siamese that went crazy on me one day. He was sitting in a tree outside and when I ran past that tree (playing with my brother), he jumped out of the tree and landed on my face. He proceeded to bit, kick and scratch me until my Dad came outside and peeled him off of me. I don't know what happened that he did that but he didn't get the chance to do it to anyone else. He tore me up good. My cat that I have now (Jezebel) is a regular terror. She gets into everything! If I leave food of any sort out (bread, lunch meat, cereal), she will chew it open if she can and eat it. Last year, she was going in the crawl space under the house, where snakes happened to have gotten into and bringing them in the house . When she was younger (and had claws) she was awful for climbing my curtains and shredding them. She also has this weird obsession with plastic bags. If I leave one laying around, she will pee on it. If she gets good and mad at me for something, she will chew on something of mine. She loves to sharpen her 'pretend' claws on things when she's mad at me too. She used to scratch the couch when she was mad. Now that she doesn't have front claws, she goes over and goes through the motions. I just laugh at her and tell her 'Good kitty'. She gets up, scowls and leaves. Not too long ago, she killed a mouse and ate the skin off of it. Then left it on the carpet under the table for me to find (by stepping on it). I could go on and on. . . __________________ Some people are like Slinkies; they're good for nothing, but make you smile when you push them down a long flight of stairs.

07-22-2008, 09:27 PM
APHANutmeg Yearling Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Eastern PA Posts: 682	My problem kitty "Leo" decided at 14 months old that he wasn't going to use a litter box anymore. Had him checked I don't know how many times, never could figure out why. I moved him to the basement as cement was easier to clean cat pee off of. On Sunday I decided to make blueberry muffins. I ran out of flour upstairs, so went downstairs to the pantry to get more. What I found was a yellow bag of flour. YUCK! I must have accidently left the door open and he went in and decided that was a good place as the floor. Muffins never did get made as I spent the next 2 hours cleaning the pantry. I also had another cat years ago that claimed a chair as his own. Anyone who came to visit would be warned that the chair was Bob's and that they might not want to sit there. If they didn't listen, Bob would sit in front of the person and give them the dirtest look possible. If that didn't work, he was up in there lap and would refuse to budge and hang on for dear life if they tried to push him off.(He really was a sweet boy though, just loved his chair) __________________ Staff to: Sunshine's Bar B Ritz "Nutmeg" Buckskin APHA, and her 4 mini friends: "Mocha, Ginger, Gunther, and Kodi"

07-22-2008, 09:38 PM
merleliz Long Yearling Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fairburn, Georgia Posts: 1,314	My old cat Thomasina was coughing one day, and I asked her "What's the matter, Sina, got a fur ball?" She leaned way out off the table (that she wasn't supposed to be on) and deposited the fur ball...inside my handbag. Then she laughed at me. I swear to God, she LAUGHED at me.

07-22-2008, 10:13 PM
Karen Cole Coming two Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Michigan Posts: 1,556	We had a kitten several years ago named Spider he'd attack most anybody just because they walked by him. I had to place him when he decided to play with "the danglies".....he was in the bathroom and my husband was getting out of the shower. I still laugh about it but he sees no humor in having a kitten attack his "danglies" My cat Sidney would also torment. She knew my husband didn't like her and she didn't like him. Every chance she got she would walk under his lazy boy and pop her tail up so it would rub on him, drove him nuts! Cats are funny Karen